I’m putting on my fake bathing suit, wearing fake sun screen, carrying my fake beach towel in my fake bag with my fake sandals on my feet and heading on over to the fake lake to sit in a fake Muskoka chair to make sure the media people show a fake Canadian sitting at the side of the fake lake and then show the rest of the world how fake it all is. I might even take a trip in the fake canoe. Good thing they found a use for the 2 million slated for, oh I don’t know, homeless programs perhaps. Phew I feel much better now!
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